pango


(n) the mighty pango is a drink originating at hertford college oxford, known to be the downfall of many a strong man. the pango comes in three flavours: original, dark and green. each consists of approximately 6-8 shots and some sort of mixer, served in a pint gl-ss. the dark pango contains 2 shots of bacardi, 2 shots of vodka, 2 shots of archers, 1 shot of jack daniels, lime, blackcurrant, and lemonade.
(v) one may also be “pangoed,” which means to drink a pango and implies that a night of drunken debauchery and revelry followed.
ex. we just finished exams- let’s go get pangoed!

ex. the green pango looks interesting, but i’m always a fan of the dark pango.
member of the armed forces
the pango shot the gun

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