Panic Make Out
the act of grabbing the nearest person and kissing them to avoid the impending kiss from a drunk friend.
“so i was at this club with sarah and she looks at me like she’s going in for the kiss so i panic made out with alice instead, i just don’t like her like that”
“i saw jan french some random dude after mike went in for the kiss, talk about a panic make out”
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