Panic Masturbation
the act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.
ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
kevin: nah man
ryan: apparently several p-ssengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive
kevin: how were the climaxes?
ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying
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