panic pack rat peter
a middle aged hairy man who looks like david h-ssellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage
your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.
other wise known as scrat. half squirrel and half rat. accurately named after scrat from ice age. scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. particularly one nut.
scrat is just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
notorious for jumbled incomplete sentences. someone who has no short-term memory. creates chaos from simple instructions.
you have just committed a crime of panic pack rat peter proportions.
overwhelmed by the simplest of tasks and not too smooth with the ladies……
exwife is a mudshark
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