when you’re going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, sh-t coming on feeling. you start to panic, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the panic potty parade. old people, dump trucks, semis driving slow as f-ck! this, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . this could get sh-tty!
tim: why are you so late?
taylor: dude, i totally almost sh-t myself!!
tim: what happened?
taylor: i pigged the f-ck out at taco bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. so i punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the f-ckin panic potty parade!
a person who uses and abuses drugs. he’s sucha a d-mn snuffster!
- one ended stick
a p-n-s “wanna see my one ended stick?”
- volleyball b*tt
when someone plays volleyball there b-tt tends to get bigger and thick. reson being the person does a lot of squats serving the ball. guy “d-mn she thicc” feminism replays “you fat pig. all volleyball b-tt is big.
a cute -ss girl liean is fine as f-ckk
- wet sausage
a wet sausage is kyle stacey kyle:richard you like rachel . richard:kyle do u like wet sausage . kyle:yes richard: haha ur a wet sausage