Panini Press


having s-xual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown blt (frying of bacon included). the product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (packed lunches, etc.) in addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.
while “joe” was having the time of his life with “sally”, he became hungry. “sally” then offered him a panini press to satisfy both his s-xual and physical hunger.
an exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. the implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.
john: “i can’t watch the game tonight, sally and i are going to see phantom of the opera.”
friends (together): “panini press!”

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