Panini Tozt
a sh-tty sandwich shop. notably on the east side of manhattan and long island city.
it’s famous for spit-in/spit-on entrees.
it’s also famous for on-time delivery of its mediocre wares.
john: i have the munchies.
vlad: let’s order from panini tozt!
john: no, vlad — that sh-t’s nasty.
vlad: womp. i forgot about the time we had a peanut b-tter and saliva sandwich delivered.
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