Panthering
when someone always has to one up you in every aspect of life.
person 1 “there’s a m-ssive cat in my back garden!”
person 2 “well there’s a panther in mine!”
“i drank like half a litre of vodka last night”
“yeah i had a crazy night, i drank a whole litre”
“last time i went to the dentist i had two fillings”
“oh that sucks for you, i had four last time i went in”
person 2 panthering person one.
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