pantrection
the process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. this phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarr-ssment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. a pantrection is not contagious, unless a b-mrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.
mrs carontoinko: oh dear….mr carontoinko…..your erection, it is so huge!!!
mr carotoinko: oh i am sorry dear, i know i said i would have the operation…..but that is not me…i am much smaller….that is all….pantrection.
mrs carontoinko: take off your pants….i need to be alone with them for….27 minutes
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