Pants Hook
s-xual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.
w: kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your guess jeans.
m: thank you, kind floozy. i can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
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