pants optional


pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. all people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)
1: why are you wearing pants?
2: because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: but it’s pants optional.
2: oh. (drops pants)

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