Pants Penis
refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a p-n-s in a girl’s pants.
often occurs while sitting down.
girl: uck, i can’t stand these jeans, they always give me a pants p-n-s when i sit down!
the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a p-n-s. mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
girl 1: how did it go with johnny last night?
girl 2: it didn’t start off too good. when i walked in i thought he was really happy to see me. turns out it was just a pants p-n-s.
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