pants puncher
the equivalence to a h-m– s-xual man, (f-ggot, f-g, f-dg-p-ck-r,c-ck-rocker etc). originated in the late 1970’s, early 80’s new york city. gay men were spotted jerking each other off, and if seen from a distance, or from behind the recipient, it appears as though the jerker is “punching his pants,” hence pants puncher.
“while driving by the ymca, i saw a man on his knees, punching another man in the crotch repeatedly. i soon realized that i was mistaken, for the recipient of the punches was not wincing in pain, and as i drove closer i could see that the “pants puncher” was actually jerking off the standing man.”
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