Pants Sandwich


when your head gets stuck between a man’s b-lls and his grundle, and you have to walk around with him on top of you all day.
hey, did you hear about bob? some guy made him into a pants sandwich for the day, and he says he’s been eatin’ plenty to keep him alive. it seems they want a gay marriage.

o_o i think i’ll just keep walking now, thank you!

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