pants-shitting wasted
1. intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the -n-l sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one’s gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
“a few of us are getting pants-sh-tting wasted tonight. you should join us in the festivities.”
“you wore new pants? too bad. guess no one told you we were all getting pants-sh-tting wasted tonight.”
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