pants
rubbish, no good, bag of sh-te
you are pants
(a) noun. american, also used in some british dialects. trousers, a bifurcated outer garment covering the body and each leg from waist to ankle. until the late 20th century traditionally a male garment.
(b) noun. british. underpants.
(c) verb. american. to pull down someone’s pants (trousers). can be done to either males or females by either males or females. see also depants
(d) verb. american. to overpower someone and remove his trousers by force as a humiliation. equivalent to the british debag. usually only done to males as removal of the pants, the traditional male garment, is a symbolic emasculation. pantsing in this sense may be used as an initiation rite, a punishment, or just done for fun. see also depants
(e) verb. american. strip someone naked.
(f) verb. american. inflict a crushing defeat on someone.
(g) verb. american. to inflict crushing criticism on someone.
(h) adjective. british. rubbish
(a) girls are not permitted to wear pants at this school.
(b) he had nothing on but his pants and socks.
(c) while i was talking to some girls my so-called friend came up behind me and pantsed me.
(d) we grabbed him, took him behind the bushes and held him down while the girls pantsed him.
(e) we pantsed him, got all his clothes off.
(f) our team got pantsed again.
(g) don’t make silly comments in an internet discussion group or you will be publicly pantsed.
(h) your opinion is pants.
this word can have two meanings if you are from the uk. it either means
1. the british word for panties, underpants, etc
2. rubbish, bad
1. “i bought some new pants and a matching bra.”
2. “this film is pants!”
adjective. british slang. not good; total cr-p; nonsense; rubbish; bad
“the first half of the movie was pants but i stayed until the end and it was actually a great film.”
not good, not up to the task, not true. originally a uk schoolboy slang expression: “a pile of pants”, presumably the equivalent of dirty, smelly washing. later spread to adults and abreviated.
“it doesn’t work. it’s just a pile of pants!” or “i don’t like that group. their music is pants” cf “balsa” and “a piece of balsa”.
v. the act of pulling down someone’s pants
crazy achmed just got pants’d by that -sshole over there
1. things worn over your nether regions. they provide comfort and style. don’t wear high waters unless there is a flood or something.
2. a completely random phrase that can be used to respond to any question imaginable.
3. something that can be said when there is nothing to say.
1. i like my new pants.
2.
are you gay?
pants.
3. (something bad happens)
well . . . pants.
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