Pantsexual
someone who chooses to engage in s-xual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. parody of the word “pans-xual”
“i’m a pants-xual and have s-x with my pants on because i feel like it, simple”
pants-xual
a term referring to the unique s-xual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn’t matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
steve: i met this guy on the subway yesterday. he was pretty cute.
tim: i didn’t know you were gay.
steve: i’m actually pants-xual. you see, he was wearing some very s-xy pants.
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