Pantsmallow
the term for -j-c-l-t-ng in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. this could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.
“dude, that breakdown was so awsome, i had a pantsmallow”
“-look at her!
-ahhhh pantsmallow!!”
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