papa bear


bill o’ reily, as said by stephen colbert.
“we are less than 48 hours from papa bear coming on our show, and my chair is squeaking!” -stephen colbert on tuesday, the 16th of january.
8 more definitions
used in reference to somebody of great authority or of a greater social rank than you.
a wordblazed outword gang lockin’ lo’ down the back street of a grubby estate:

timothy: whaddup, papa bear?
kieth (an individual of greater authority): not much.
an endearing term to describe your man… (mama bear for her)
i don’t know… let me run it past my papa bear.
an awesome guy! a warm, cuddly, and usually hairy boyfriend, husband, etc.
i love you, papabear!
a growly bossy bear that will make you behave…when he needs to. otherwise, a papabear is the epitome of kindness and comp-ssion. he is the perfect balance of tough and cuddly, that keeps our little family going.
that papabear is a hoot!
uh oh, someone p-ssed off papabear again…
papa bear a.k.a sir bear a.k.a grandmama bear a.k.a babooshka bear a.k.a mama bear a.k.a the chode a.k.a chodius maximus a.k.a bear a.k.a -ss bear a.k.a d-ck bear a.k.a f-g bear a.k.a puss bear a.k.a ridculous bear a.k.a naughty bear, is a big paraguian man that shares qualities that of a big papa grizzly bear. he loves zong’s, food, and slowly but surely is starting to put the women before the drugs. he is an angry dorm head that rules with an iron claw and breaks the majority of his toys, causing him to be frequently cast into his cave of solitude.
guy 1: ” yo papa bear what’s goodie son?”

bear: ” tryna get high off my -ss aha ahahah ahah ahahah!”

guy 1: ” your an addict bear!”
an older hairy gay man (at least 40)
check out that papa bear over there. he can taste my porridge anytime.

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