papa john and the 72 pussy bombers
papa john is a 26 year old s-xually frustrated man who lives in new york,not the pizza one,he’s a catfish.papa never f-cked a girl in real life so he constanly c-ms on his blue towel while sleep.hungry for p-ssy and sick of google nudes,papa john, formed a terrorist band called “papa and the 72 p-ssy bombers”.they usually plant bombs on their victims’ p-ssy during night time to satisfy their s-xual frustration.
i am papa john and the 72 p-ssy bombers! i will anhiate your hooha!
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