papa john

a drug dealer that delivers.
“hey dude, papa john is on the phone…he’ll be here in 20.”
(1)usually referred to only when hungry

(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circ-mstances, a former place of employment.
(1)im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)i was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so i was there untill 2.
(2)because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
hitler
papa john and hitler are the same person; have you ever noticed both like to cook things in ovens?
the worst-ever place to work. they’ll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you’ll actually get to work. you’ll work through the busiest part of the day, and they’ll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. if you’re unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a papa john’s, they’ll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (that way they don’t have to pay overtime.)

also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. as a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. they’ll do a sh-tty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they’ll still box it and send it to you. and they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. trust me.
i think my papa john’s pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. yeah, that’s definitely a roach.
please refer to sh-t
dumb-ss #1: i wasted my money on papa sh-ts
dumb-ss #2: u mean papa johns?
dumb-ss #1: no, papa sh-ts
dumb-ss #2: what is papa sh-ts?
dumb-ss #1: stfu
a person who provides you with free pizza in exchange for s-xual favors.
man i really want some pizza, but i don’t want to pay for it. i wish i had a papa john.
a widely used safe word used to stop aggressive activities during kinky s-x.
d-mnit newbie you’re donkey punching me too hard! papajohn’s!