papaya trick
the papaya trick lies herein. you take the papaya and say to a friend; would you like to see me do a trick with this papaya? once the friend shows interest, you then tell the them to watch the papaya. then while they’re looking at the papaya and not you, you hit them over the head with it. you may then chuckle at their most amusing misfortune, act as if there was a lesson to be learned, appologize and kindly ask for forgiveness, or attempt to follow it up with a reprise of the same trick, it’s really up to you.
when executing the papaya trick, make sure the papaya is ripe, but still firm enough to make the signature ‘donk’ sound as it connects with the unsuspecting victims cranium.
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