Paper Bag Shag
when a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. the only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. hence; she is a paper bag sh-g.
“that sarah jessica parker, would ya?”
“only if she had a paper bag on her head”
“too right, she is definitely a paper bag sh-g”
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