paper butt condom
the paper used in public restrooms that acts as a protective layer between the bare cheeks of a human and the often urinated, deficated, disgusting toilet seat.
i thought to myself, “f-ckin’ sh-t man, this toilet seat is nasty, better protect my fat -ss with a paper b-tt condom.”
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