Paper clip
a metal clip that holds paper together.
chas. manson: son, what is that in your hand?
son of sam: it’s a clipper that goes on paper.
chas. manson: you don’t mean…
son of sam: yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by george washington. he used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
chas. manson: d-mn!
son of sam: did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? he was tight, man.
chas. manson: i think you missed the urban dictionary point here: use ‘paper clip’ in a sentence.
son of sam: pr-ck.
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