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a very painfull and usualy ver small cut caused by paper. (you sick minded people)
i got a paper cut yesterday from cutting paper.
papercuts are deadly and should be avoided at all times. they are an infamous happening throughout the world, with an increasing occurance rate in asia. paper cuts is a rocking nirvana song off the bleach alb-m.

* the first recorded recorded incident of a paper cut was 1240 ad, when an english monk pulled out a bible too quickly. the book of psalms flew out of the book and slid across his arm. “d-mneth thine verses; i smiteth thee!” and other various curses were heard throughout the monestary.
* 1492 – columbus sets out to the americas. returns from trip bearing gifts, king ferdinand is angered when a scroll injures him.
* ten years later, the king perishes due to internal bleeding after swallowing a secret message.
* march of 1865, portugal bans paper from the country. unfortunately, this was impossible, as the paperwork to be signed was sent out of the country.
* 1998 – wisconsin elementary student mark gifadet perfects his paper airplane design; plans for world domination fail when his teacher is struck through the heart with the plane.
* late 2005 – cheney is put through hospitalization after sharkboy throws toilet paper rolls at him.

what to do if papercutted

papercuts happen no matter what you do to avoid them. if you are in the wild or bush and receive a papercut you must immediatly flush the wound with urine and fill the cavity of the cut with leper s-m-n. this with stave off death for half an hour. hobble off to the nearest stream and ritually wash yourself. it’s the best you can do.

if you are in the proper facilities, then follow these instructions to heal yourself.

1. sit in a comfortable position
2. wait, sorry. fetch a ladle and a laser printer
3. resume your previous position
4. take apart the printer and mash it to the consistancy of marmelade
5. using the ladle, apply the printer juice to the area around the wound
6. let the wound sit for 2-3 hours

don’t forget that it’s always better to avoid such accidents than to have to treat them.

a cure

scientists in the ukraine are currently working on a cure for papercuts; so far there has been great progress. lead scientists across the nation banded together and put their collective efforts to one project. pills are in the making, and a protective suit prototype is in testing.
“sh-t sh-t sh-t f-ck aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!”

~ oscar wilde on papercuts
1. a cut from paper.
2. what people use as an excuse when they cut their wrists but fail to kill themselves.
3. the first track of linkin park’s alb-m hybrid theory.
1. i got a papercut at school.
2. i asked him about his wrists, he said “papercut.”
3. i listened to “papercut.”
basically h-ll condensed into the size of a tiny cut on your fingers, neck (from that jack-ss that sits behind you in math cl-ss), or d-ck (usually from looking at p-rno magazines). almost always hurts like sh-t.

also can be used to describe an amazingly small/tight/awesome p-ssy.
definition 1:
luke: dude, i got a paper cut on my d-ck yesterday.
ryan: how? were you looking at hustlers again?
luke: no, not this time. you know that f-g that sits behind me in math? well somehow he got me.
ryan: what the f-ck!?! how is that possible?
luke: i have no idea but i got a scooby doo band-aid on it!
ryan: oh, sweet, i love scooby doo
luke: yeah, me too, but its really tight and its cuttinng off the circulation, see?
ryan: *looks into friend’s pants* omg it’s all purple! nasty! dude i would take off the band-aid if i were you…
luke: f-ck no dude, i love scooby doo. do you know how much this band-aid means to me?
ryan: *stares into friend’s eyes*……
both: rooby-dooby-doo!!!

definition 2:
pimp 1: dude, have you ever poured lemon juice on a paper cut? it’s tight.
pimp 2: aw, nice idea man, gotta try that sometime.
pimp 1: yeah, who doesn’t love a good paper cut?

a good song
lp rules
a minor thing that annoys you which you like to complain about, something small to complain about.
“a paper cut of mine is when you unfollow someone on twitter and then they contact you and confront you about why you unfollowed them”
a random trend someone in your cl-ss made up
“i am a papercut survivor”