paper mache
when masturbating into a kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your d-ck, looking like paper mache.
you: i forgot to remove the pieces of kleenex from my d-ck..
girl: is that paper mache?
the act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during s-xual relations. once the j-zz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly b-tch.
harv: how did the s-x with that b-tterface go last night?
jon: that showty was h-t, so instead of takin’ the bag off her face i just paper maché’d her -ss.
the act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during s-xual relations. once the j-zz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly b-tch.
harv: how did the s-x with that b-tterface go last night?
jon: that showty was h-t, so instead of takin’ the bag off her face i just paper maché’d her -ss.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a girl’s face then slapping a newspaper to it, resulting in what resembles a 3rd grade art project.
i paper mache’d that sl-ts face
wiping one’s -ss with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/sh-t combination stuck to the -ss
i had to paper mache my -ss with the last few bits of toilet paper because that’s all that was left.
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