PAPER MONKEY
someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.
boss: kathryn what are you doing?
kathryn: i’za doin my werk like a good paper monkey!
guy on a first date: so what do you do for a living?
girl: i work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.
guy: ohh! your a paper monkey!
the polished perplexing peregrinous potty pixelmonkey
queen smilie creator
my favourite stalkee
i am the monkey, i can go anywhere!
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