paper saddle


the protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ‘ foriegn b-tts ‘ additional ‘anti-rim’ front attachment for males normally required depending on size of co-rs-.
g-d lord..did you have to use those toilets…i hope you layed your paper saddle well !
the protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim
make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are sh-tsville !

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