paper welding
when young men reach a certain age they desire physical and s-xual arousal. specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. from time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. thus, they have been paper welded.
d-mn dude, have you read the new sports ill-strated ?
h-ll yeah, i was paper welding the h-ll out of the ryan reynolds page
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