paprika
a person who is being super salty extra.
student: “how do snakes have s-x?”
teacher: -usually easy going and fun to joke around with, unexpectedly got really p-ssed off, replies in a way that showed he was extremely annoyed-, “well, how do you think! with their p-n-s!”.
student: “yikes, sorry i asked. stop being so paprika…”
even worse then a ginger, a paprika is a person with brown hair and brown freckles, the paprika breed is known to have pale skin and no feelings
1.eww did you see that?
2.no what was it?
1. eww one of those paprika kids
2. lets go make fun of him , he has no feelings anyways
what a gynecologist yells when the results of a pap-smear come back.
doc: paprika!!
betty bigguns: what is it, what?!
doc: oh…uh…it says you have cervical cancer. you have 2 months to live.
betty bigguns: …buh…
a name for the lost that makes the invisble reappear. an attention getter
paprika?paprika? d-mn! no parika!
a complete and utter pr-ck. there is none other more pr-ckular on the face of the planet. comprendez?
“alan stole his cousin’s car and got pulled over drunk whilst delivering four stolen tellys to his mate’s gaff, like a complete paprika.”
when a girl is fingered.
“what did you guys do last night?”
“paprika!”
either something rilly tasty or something incredibly gay… depends on the context
that’s paprika! :d vs…. that’s paprika! >:o(
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