Smarta morgana
the phenomenon of -ssuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing – when approaching further – that the parking spot is already occupied by a smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.
“there’s a free parking spot over there between the suvs!”
(approaching)
“d-mn, it’s already occupied by a smart. the suvs are blocking the view”
“that’s a clear-cut case of a smarta morgana”
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