parabattered


a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent
woah, that bag of shiva i caned got me well parabattered, i hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.

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