Parabola


1.a plane curve formed by the intersection of a right circular cone and a plane parallel to an element of the cone or by the locus of points equidistant from a fixed line and a fixed point not on the line.

2. a guys d-ck. term ushually used in math cl-ss when working on parabola’s on the graphing calculator and used in funny situations with the math teacher, mr.zobel and surounding boys.
“can i feel your parabola?”

“man your parabola is huge!”

“did you see austin’s parabola in math today? it was soooo big!”

“man josh went to work on his parabola today! did you see him?”
a mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.
math geek: i’m not merely eccentric, i’m a parabola!

math teacher: now, cl-ss, graph this equation on your ti-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
cl-ss: -groans-
a type of face one makes when angry. involves the mouth frowning downwards to form an ‘n’ shape. various different types e.g human parabola where the body also forms the structure of a parabola at the same time as the mouth.
allan got angry so pulled off an enormous parabola.
the cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.

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