parachute pizza


a pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.
(said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
i’m f-cking starving and i’m gonna bounce, but it’s fine–i’ve got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

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