Parachute Rules


to go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.

” pull or die”
-“you fancy coming to leeds with us tonight? the train leaves preston at 7 tonight”

-“yeah, i’m up for that, where we crashing though?”

-“f-ck that mate, we’re all going parachute rules”

-“sh-t! pull or die? better go and put a vest on just in case!!”

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