Parade Day
in scranton, pennsylvania, a day in march during which a grand st. patrick’s day parade is held. however, the vast majority of people simply use the day as an excuse to drink all day long and stay in a state of constant drunkenness. bars bring in tremendous revenue during this day, some of which virtually depend on parade day. most people in scranton consider parade day a holiday and some would even call it their favorite.
“oh man, i can’t wait for parade day! we’re gonna get sh-t-faced!”
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