parade rest


term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.
male 1: ” wow poh-rade rest!”
male 2: “agreed”

or

female : “did you see the girl driving that hummer?
male : “was she parade rest material?”
female : “ph-ck yea!”
a specifically rebelious band goof who rarely gets caught in the mischeif she starts.usually a trumpet player who prides herself in how many conversations she can have while the director is talking/instructing some other section of the band. pure evil.
that kid who is always getting you in trouble and claims she is parade rest whether she understands the term or not.

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