Parade Ruiner
a fat or ugly cheerleader or baton/ flag twirler wearing a short skirt, tight pants, or a leotard, usually marching in a parade.
“this marching band is pretty good.”
“nevermind, all the baton twirlers are parade ruiners.”
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“this parade is full of parade ruiners.”
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