parading the marlin
when you c-m in a girl’s eye and while she’s disoriented you fish hook her mouth with your index finger and drag her out of the room to show her to your buddies, hence parading her around like she was a marlin you caught.
guy 1: dude, i totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. your girlfriend totally didn’t appreciate it.
guy 2: why was my girlfriend there?
guy 1: she was the marlin.
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