Paradoxasaur
from demetri martin’s comedy.
a magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn’t exist.
“h-llo i am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized br–sts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy.” -the words of a paradoxasaur.
a creature that, if you believe in it, it exists. if you believe it doesn not exist, then it exists.
“h-llo i am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized br–sts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy.” -the words of a paradoxasaur.
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