Paragon Point
in rl you can give out paragon points as recognition for
a.) acting like a b-tch
b.) caking
c.) deciding to dip out on fun for responsibilities
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in the xbox 360 game m-ss effect, paragon points are given to the player after they:
a.) act like a p-ssy
b.) skip bad-ss cinematic because they don’t want to kill anyone
c.) release a deadly acid spitting alien into the galaxy because they’re f-cking r-t-rded
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scott: “hey seb, you gonna party with us tonight?”
seb: “sorry guys i think i’m going to study for that chem exam tomorrow instead of drinking until i black out naked in the lawn”
scott: “what a b-tch”
eric: “two paragon points you p-ssy piece of sh-t!” (yelling at seb)
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jason: “dude! msi is playing in the city you should totally dip out on work and come with us!”
fletcher: “ah sh-t! i would, but i got work and the manager might be upset with me if i called in on such short of notice.”
jason: “…way to be a tool, paragon points lame -ss”
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