Paragon Prep
crazy prep school that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para
the best school ever
when we made dry ice bombs for a science lab, and then made ice cream.
paracare, parabus, parahold, paraprison, parastress, parapressure, parafun parabus,
paragon prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.
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