a cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better …… he can speak human! …… parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species – if you see one, call 1-800-parry-platypus … for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! they are sooooo cool!
save the platypuseseses ☺☺☺☺
bob: i want a really rare pet …. what do you have?
pet-store-owner: right over here, you’ll find our one and only parry the platypus!!!!!
parry-the-platypus: hi bob!
bob: wow, thanks mr. pet-store-owner, i’ll have parry the platypus!!!!
pet-store-owner: that comes to … $1,000,000,000!
a mohawk that you get specifically in preparation for a party, and therefore sporting it at said party. “duuude! nice partyhawk!” darwin would be proud. this hairstyle evolved from the famous “party ramp” and is generally worn by men just past their prime. no longer able to fashion the true party ramp, these guys push […]
- spike a bag
when a super medic-student, also known as a britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all emts as setting up a line into a bag of saline. also known as stroking a special needs man’s ball sack. the ambulance crew is with a patient and britton yells to […]
- spin a yarn
to tell a wild story. to tell a bullsh-t story. the children would listen to the storyteller spin a yarn about giant ants living under the school. the great storyteller aesop told fables that were total cr-p.
when you drink too much alcohol and then smoke marijuana, which causes the room to spin. it is common to experience extreme nausea causes the spinsies, which can often lead to throwing up unexpectedly. yo dude, bad news i’ve got a case of the spinsies, i should probably find a place to boot.
- self-service pumps
cleverly hidden euphemism for masturbation, found in “one more minute” by weird al yankovic i’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love and i have to use the self-service pumps