Parallel Parkinson’s


an inability to parallel park. sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open sp-ce before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
her parallel parkinson’s always seemed to flare up when she found a sp-ce in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.

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