paralytic


derived from ‘paralysed’ or ‘paralysis’ is commonly used in slang to describe a state achieved after drinking too much.
note: this word is often wrongly written and pr-nounced as paraletic
what did you do at the weekend?
i went out with the lads and got absolutely paralytic playing drinking games.
never again!

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