Paranoia List


a list of different hypothetical situations or circ-mstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. this is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don’t know where their kid is. but people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
mother: where’s jimmy?

tom: i don’t know mom

mother: what if he’s been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!

tom: jeez mom don’t make a paranoia list

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