Paraphonia
a personality defect in which a person suffers from a mix narcissism and paranoia.
the belief that you are so awesome, multiple people you don’t know want your phone number, and once they have it will become crazy stalkers.
george: i will not give you my number in a public message, because i dont want people i don’t know to have my number.
ray: so, are you calling my friends stalkers? turn down your paraphonia!
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