Parataph


a paragraph. but not just a normal paragraph, but also an epitaph.
fast forward to 2014. i made my first montage parody, after months of watching montage parodies]. the video was ent-tled “how to be mlg”. it was a sh-t montage parody], but i was proud of it.

-parataph marked on edurad’s future tombstone

-4,000,000,000 bce – ????

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