Parched


very thirsty
i am a little parched, could i have something to drink.
5 more definitions
to be very very thirsty
1)p-ss us a brew love im parched
2)boil the kettle love im parched
3)raggin pat butcher really made me parched
1. exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. extremely desperate
(girl running up to guy) “hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could…um…watch a movie together.”

(girl1 under breath) “thirsty”

(girl2) “nah girl, she’s parched”
when you’ve been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink
max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched
two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
hob n-bs go good with a brew because hob n-bs rule!
i cant make it i need a brew.

im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

no me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

i had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

its not really a word
a fake word is parched

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